Baked Hath Served over Black Beans and Topped with a Red and Green Cabbage Slaw I humbly present a dish inspired by the alien who saved Martha Jones from drowning in quicksand. The fish is for the Hath, the black beans for the sludge he drowned in, and the red […]
Science Fiction
Edible Art: Cylon Raider Crescents
By your command, this week we bring you a simple breakfast recipe that’s equally good for soaking up whiskey at a 4 a.m. poker match or keeping your stomach calm after a cocktail of vision inducing herbs and cancer drugs. You can find edible silver spray paint at craft stores […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 7: Wookie Pull Apart Bread
In a galaxy far, far away, there’s nothing disturbing about ritually eating someone’s face. Honest. Keep telling yourself that as you tug off strands of tasty Wookie flesh. You’re not channeling your inner zombie. Heck, you’re not even the same species, so you can’t even call these horrors cannibalism. Bread: […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 6: Make it Dough
Prepare to boldly go where no French bread has gone before. Tonight, I decided to take what is commonly described as a “foolproof” recipe and see if I could screw it up using the transporter, a bit of Wil Riker’s DNA, and some random food coloring. The end result isn’t […]
Edible Art: Firefly Mama Cobb’s Fig and Onion Pie
Life can be hard on the outer planets. Sometimes you have whole bunch of hungry mouths to feed and nothing but a bag of onions to stuff in their pie holes. If you’re similarly afflicted, take a cue from Mama Cobb and turn them onions into a tasty pie. Since […]
Edible Art: Doctor Who Crack in the Wall of Space and Time
It’s my pleasure to introduce you to artist Tom Gordon, who is illustrating one geek recipe every week for your dining pleasure. This week, he shows you how to make your very own crack in the wall of space and time using nothing more than a tube of sugar cookie […]