After John Scalzi sent hordes of Fremen to my sietch with his wormsign, the people rose up with one voice, demanding one answer. What’s in the sandworm pie posed alongside your spice stuffed sandworm bread?
Tag: puff pastry
This recipe is as forgiving as Castiel discovering the Winchesters just ended the damn world again. Want to use up more chicken? Go for it. Don’t have any leftover potatoes? Microwave one until it’s cooked through and toss it in there. Hate onion jam? Well, I can’t help you blasphemers, but you can always leave it out. You’re wrong, but I’m not Santa Claus or Chuck, so your sins are irrelevant to me.
This time of year, nothing says, “I love you” more than spending 10 minutes in the kitchen reassembling canned goods to look a fancy pie. Or like the quivering muscles of a freshly skinned angel. Look, Dean, the Men of Letters didn’t leave much for Castiel to work with. If […]
Make your own edible necklace of zombie ears to sort the walkers from the wannabes at your premier party for The Walking Dead.
Hot Asian Dude told me about this time when the Crossbow Toting Underwear Model walked through a herd of zombies with raw squirrel jerky stuck in his teeth and a necklace of zombie ears wrapped around his neck. I tried to convince Steve to take my second best knife and […]
Bring gore to the table this Halloween with meat (or vegan meat-ish) stuffed puff pastry guts!