Steampunk Eggnog for Degenerate Time Travelers

Grab your nerf gun and goggles, kids, because we’ve got a vintage version of your favorite excuse for December Day Drinking – Eggnog! The Victorians may have enjoyed ether sniffing parties, making wreaths from dead people’s hair, and grinding up Egyptian mummies to use in makeup, but even they found limited entertainment value in a roaring case of salmonella. Sugar

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Charles Dickens Very Own Christmas Punch

This is one of my favorite recipes in SteamDrunks: 101 Steampunk Cocktails and Mixed Drinks. First, it’s incredibly drinkable (unlike some of the bemusingly terrifying Victorian milk drinks). Second, it’s a perfect social drink on a dark winter night. Finally, who doesn’t love pretentious authors using any excuse to show off? Some things never change. 1/2 gallon bottled Mineral Water

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Holiday Shop: Limited Edition Signed Books and Posters

Kitchen Overlord Whovian Poster Package

This year I have a very limited number of signed books and never before seen signed posters to sell. How limited, you ask? Exactly 100. If you want to claim one of these limited edition holiday goodies, I’m offering the following packages: $49.95 Signed Copy of Dining With the Doctor + 3 Illustrated Whovian Posters $29.95 Signed Copy of all

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Kick Off Your Summer With Free eBooks

Spring is in the air. These days, that means a lot of you are out of school and thus out of money while you scramble for a shiny new job, or at least an internship that might lead to some blessed future state of employment. Since I spent many years in the academic mines myself, I don’t want my fellow

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