Leftovers are my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Every year, I look forward to a heaping turkey sandwich dripping with cranberry sauce. If I was really decadent, I could always flatten a couple wedges of dressing and deep fry them to use as a bun, but I have a far easier […]
Tag: Vegetarian
Hawkeye’s Biscotti Arrows
You have to admire a superhero who isn’t afraid to fight crime in pastel purple. Honor Hawkeye’s bold fashion decisions by filling your culinary quiver with Okinawan Purple Yam biscotti arrows. Hawkeye’s Biscotti Arrows 1 cup purple sweet potato mash 4 tbsp butter 2 eggs 2 tsp vanilla 3 cups […]
Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na BAT FLAN!
As a good butler, it’s your job to clean the blood out of Master Wayne’s suits, acquire NDA paperwork from any ladies you find sleepily prowling the mansion each morning, and create a nigh infinite quantity of bat shaped everyday objects for the master’s amusement. It’s nice to pretend Master […]
Vegan Zombie Jerky
Make a huge batch of completely vegan leathery zombie skin crackers in about an hour!
Rosh Hashanah Apple Horn
Greetings! We’re one day away from the year 5775!* If you’re reading this from the year 2014, my goodness, life has changed. First off, I know you think standing in a gold and lapis encrusted chariot is impressive, but I’ve got a chariot made from metals you’ve never even mined […]
You serve bowties now. Bowties are cool.
These bowties are particularly good dipped in custard (especially if it’s slightly lumpy from all the fish finger crumbs) or smeared with Nutella. If you’re smart enough to follow the Doctor’s advice and always bring a banana to a party, you can make a dessert sandwich by ripping the bowties […]
