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NeverEnding Story Rock Biter Cookies

Neverending Story Rock Biter Cookies

NeverEnding Story Rockbiter

After bringing you down with her Artax Mud Pie, Minion Lil Jinni is back to cheer you up with a delicious looking vintage limestone rock with a dash of quartz from the best quarries in the north.

NeverEnding Story Rock Biter Cookies

By Jennifer Imhoff-Dousharm


1 c Butter, softened
2 1/2 c Flour
1 c Powder sugar
1 tsp Almond extract
1 tsp Vanilla extract
1/4 tsp Salt


1/ 2 c Powdered sugar
2 tbsp Milk
1 drop Red food coloring
1 drop Yellow food coloring
1 drop Blue food coloring
1 drop Green food coloring

In a large bowl mix together the flour, sugar, and salt.

Add in the butter and mix thoroughly.

Mix in both extracts; dough will be crumbly looking.

Take a small handful of dough and smash together to form rock using your big, good, strong hands. //start with a ball shape and then smooth out the sides unevenly.

//Making Rockbiter faces is highly encouraged (The boy child also suggests Moai – Easter Island heads – can made)
Place rocks …er cookies onto a baking sheet

Bake at 375° for 7-8 minutes

Transfer cookies to a flat surface lined with parchment paper //yay for easy clean up.

Mix all the glaze ingredients together all glaze ingredients into a small bowl.

Using a pastry brush coat each rock with the glaze

// I put two coats, going through each rock once and then going back through to make sure I didn’t miss any spot and also allow for the first coat to dry a bit.

Allow cookies to dry for at least an hour before biting

Kitchen Overlord’s Minion “Lil Jinni” is a student of informatics and network security, full time mom, and a primary organizer of Vegas 2.0. When not herding hackers and children or contriving shenanigans, she is a guild leader, a Trekkie, a Whovian, a Brown coat, and an Isis agent. You can stalk her via twitter at: @lil_jinni

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