Igor! Fire up the lightning generator! We’ve made so many edible ears, eyes, and brains – now, my minion, it is time for us to ensure our creation can nourish its mind as well as its body. It needs bravery, strength, and most of all, bloody red (velvet) guts!
Books
Pi Week: Danny Pink’s Parent’s Night Pi(e)
In honor of Doctor Who’s full time maths teacher and part time reluctant companion Danny Pink, on Pi Day I present you with a Pink Pi Pie.
Pi Week: Fish Fingers and Custard Pie
This Pi Day, you too can disgust mild acquaintances while delighting fellow Whovians with a Fish Fingers and Custard Pie!
Withered Zombie Eyes
I’ve been to so many academic conferences where they refused to understand my brilliance, Igor. They sip their wine and nibble off charcuterie plates covered in flesh, cheese, figs, and jam, never understanding that with a little vision, they have everything they need to breathe life into a whole new creation!
Bloody Beet Monkey Bread Brains
Bwa ha ha! Fire up the lightning generator and pull a corpse out of the freezer, Igor! I shan’t make my creation suffer with a rotting, discarded brain. Nay, I shall make one from scratch and fill the mind of my beloved with only the sweetest of thoughts!
Werewolf Slashed Baklava Skin
Foreshadow the fate of your Halloween guests with a gory tray full of open wounds just waiting to be hungrily gobbled up by creatures of the night.
