Kitchen Overlord’s Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook
Channel your inner Hannibal with a gore-tastic cookbook where every recipe looks like a human body part!
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Red Velvet Cinnamon Roll Guts
Igor! Fire up the lightning generator! We’ve made so many edible ears, eyes, and brains – now, my minion, it is time for us to ensure our creation can nourish its mind as well as its body. It needs bravery, strength, and most of all, bloody red (velvet) guts!
Read moreSelf Bleeding Plum Ears
Making ears only takes five ingredients, but I’m afraid it’s a gory process. Our raw materials begin looking pure and clean, but by the time we’re done, our artificial ears spontaneously bleed like they’re freshly severed from one of the corpses down in the basement.
Read moreWithered Zombie Eyes
I’ve been to so many academic conferences where they refused to understand my brilliance, Igor. They sip their wine and nibble off charcuterie plates covered in flesh, cheese, figs, and jam, never understanding that with a little vision, they have everything they need to breathe life into a whole new creation!
Read moreSausage Stuffed Pastry Guts
Bring gore to the table this Halloween with meat (or vegan meat-ish) stuffed puff pastry guts!
Read moreBloody Beet Monkey Bread Brains
Bwa ha ha! Fire up the lightning generator and pull a corpse out of the freezer, Igor! I shan’t make my creation suffer with a rotting, discarded brain. Nay, I shall make one from scratch and fill the mind of my beloved with only the sweetest of thoughts!
Read moreWerewolf Slashed Baklava Skin
Foreshadow the fate of your Halloween guests with a gory tray full of open wounds just waiting to be hungrily gobbled up by creatures of the night.
Read moreCoulson’s Magical Tahitian Vanilla SHIELD Pull Apart Bread
You’ll agree that, “Tahiti, it’s a magical place,” once you taste this SHIELD logo pull apart bread. If acquiring the Tahitian vanilla beans makes you angry enough to pull the feathers off an eagle, go ahead and substitute the more easily available Madagascar variety. Bread: 1 tbsp yeast 1 tsp sugar 1 1/4 cups warm water 2 Tahitian vanilla beans
Read moreEasy 10 Minute TARDIS Pie
Doctor Who Series 9 is mere days away, which can only mean one thing. While mainstream America is frothing over football, we’re all soaked up to our elbows in blue food coloring getting ready for watch parties! If you’re afraid of the hot box in your kitchen yet your party host has banned you from bringing any more blue corn
Read moreSuperman Sandwich Slices
We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s going to make a kryptonite knife and show up to
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