Be prepared for this simple bread to exterminate your hunger! It’s one of the fastest and easiest things to throw on your table for a Doctor Who viewing party. If you’re busy with more complicated recipes, this happens to be something you can safely hand off to drunks, children, or […]
Illustrated Geek Recipes
Edible Art: Nightmare Before Christmas Madness Inducing Pinwheels
What’s this? This Halloween, instead of sucking up to Sandy Claws, pay homage to the Skeleton King with these madness inducing lemon and chocolate pinwheels. Nightmare Preceding Your Winter Holiday Pinwheels of Madness 1 cup + 2 tbsp butter 1 cup sugar 2 egg yolks 4 teaspoons lemon juice 2 […]
Edible Art: Diplomat’s Dinner Meatballs
Are they Centauri Roopo Balls? Narn Breen? Human Swedish Meatballs? Even Ambassador Kosh can’t tell the difference. Since they cross species so well, we call them: Diplomat’s Dinner Meatballs 3 slices white bread, torn into scraps ½ cup whole milk 6 tbsp unsalted butter 1 yellow onion, minced 1 pound […]
Edible Art: Sisko’s Speedy Gumbo
When your grandfather owns a Cajun restaurant and your father throws dinner parties for inter-planetary diplomats, you pick up cooking skills useful for any situation. If you only have an hour to impress your guests, try Jake Sisko’s Speedy Gumbo. Sisko’s Speedy Gumbo 4 cups chicken broth 3 cups shredded […]
Edible Art: Jet’s “Special” Beef with Bell Peppers
It’s “special” because the only beef is in the broth. That’s what happens when you blow all your cash fixing damaged equipment. Jet’s “Special” Beef With Bell Peppers 1 yellow onion, peeled and sliced 1 green bell pepper, seeded and sliced 1 cup Shiitake mushrooms, sliced ½ lb fresh green […]
Edible Art: Jurassic Dinosaur Eggs
Just the thing to build up your strength before you find yourself on the run from semi-sentient, door opening velociraptors. Jurassic Dinosaur Eggs 6 hard boiled eggs, peeled 2 onions, sliced 2 green chiles, seeded and sliced 1 green bell pepper, seeded and sliced 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp […]