Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes of a human heart. Pour […]
Illustrated Geek Recipes
Edible Art: Roasted Tribbles
An angry group of Klingons is about to beam over to your ship. The good news is all Starfleet transporters come equipped with tribbles waiting to be rematerialzed for your protection. The bad news is once the Klingons flee their fuzzy adorableness, your ship is still full of tribbles. Starfleet […]
Edible Art: Tony Stark’s Seductively Good Arc Reactor Pasta
There’s more to life than good schwarma. Inspire your own home team of Avengers with Tony’s own artfully narcissistic pasta dish. Represent the rest of the team with a spinach and kale smoothie as green as the Hulk, some moussaka for Hawkeye’s smooth purple and black look, or an uberpartiotic […]
Edible Art: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Mysterious Breakfast Food
I see you are confused by the combination of eggs, rice, and fish at breakfast, my dear Watson, but I assure you this is elementary Victorian Cooking. It’s merely a hearty morning Kedgeree*. Kedgeree Recipe: 2 cups cooked basmati rice 1 pound haddock 4 tbsp butter 1 large onion, finely […]
Edible Art: R’leh Easy Cthulhu Pot Pies
If hunger comes to you at night like the whisperer in darkness, don’t eat those elder things in the fridge. Instead, stuff these adorable little icons of the elder gods into the unquenchable pit of your belly along with a mountain of madness inducing mashed potatoes. Recipe: 2 tubes refrigerated […]
Edible Art: Eye of Sauron
Hobbitses can not take my precious. The eye will stop them. Fill their bellies, it will. Then, when they can not move, they will be mine! All mine! Eye of Sauron 1 tube crescent dough 8 large pasta shells 8 premade meatballs 1 cup red pasta sauce 8 tsp shredded […]
