Summer is around the corner, which means means it’s time to start courting your future ant minions by coercing innocent humans into dining outdoors. My go-to picnic dishes are always cold salads. I don’t have to worry about off temperature chicken giving people food poisoning, the vegans have something to […]
Wood for Sheep: Settlers of Catan Cookbook
Welcome to South Catan, Y’all
May is right around the corner. Soon, you’ll be able to buy Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook, and make all this glory for yourself. As you can see, this weekend, I invited people over to eat the bounty of my Southern Cuisine and Fish Dinner maps. Above you […]
Settlers of the Noms: Breakfast O Rama
It’s time for some more good, old fashioned food porn. I’m making steady, tasty progress on Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook. Behold below my biscuit bar (complete with hex shaped biscuits made from scratch), waffle bar (including bananas foster fields) and, because I live in Texas, the Breakfast […]
Settlers of the Noms: Mediterranean Map
My edible Settlers of Catan map this week was based on some of my favorite Mediterranean foods. Behold mountains made from a mix of raisins and figs, hills of roasted red bell pepper hummus, fields of pita, cucumber pastures, keema forests, and a tzaziki desert in the middle. You really […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Days 8-11: Settlers of Catan Bread Board
You’ve seen the banana bread fields. The bread froze and thawed beautifully. Now, my fellow geeks, you need the rest of the Catan map. I’ve had a crazy busy weekend. Making four kinds of original bread and assembling them all into an edible, playable Settlers of Catan map somehow absorbed […]