Greetings! We’re one day away from the year 5775!* If you’re reading this from the year 2014, my goodness, life has changed. First off, I know you think standing in a gold and lapis encrusted chariot is impressive, but I’ve got a chariot made from metals you’ve never even mined […]
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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 7: Wookie Pull Apart Bread
In a galaxy far, far away, there’s nothing disturbing about ritually eating someone’s face. Honest. Keep telling yourself that as you tug off strands of tasty Wookie flesh. You’re not channeling your inner zombie. Heck, you’re not even the same species, so you can’t even call these horrors cannibalism. Bread: […]
Edible Art: Regina’s Poisonously Good Apple Tart
Nothing ever goes right in the town of Storybrook. One day, you’re a stern but loving mother, the next day your son’s biological mother shows up and reminds the entire town’s population that you’re an evil queen who trapped them in their own personal purgatories. What’s a mayor to do? […]