Here At Aperture Labs, we understand some of you do not believe in making a delicious summer beverage when life gives you lemons. Some of you have even gone so far as to threaten violence when confronted with innocent citrus fruit. We want to give you a demonstration of what […]
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Bitchin Bread Battle Day 18: Woodbury Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf
In honor of our fine mayor’s special sense of humor, you’ve been asked to make an atmospheric bread to share during our next Entertainment. Stop crying. You can do this. Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf 4 ½ – 5 cups flour 1 tbsp yeast ½ cup sugar ½ cup warm water […]
Iron Man Arc Reactor Sweet Rolls
Avengers! You have one heck of a task ahead of you if you really want to assemble these heroically tasty rolls. You’re essentially making two different flavors of cinnamon(esque) rolls plus two different icings, then topping them off with a tasty slice of fried banana. Since they’re honestly a bit […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 14: Nutella or Cinnamon Roll Hearts
Today is Valentine’s Day, so by law, I am required to make a “romantic” post or else the goons at Hallmark will use my dough hook to gouge out my kneecaps. Therefore, you’re getting some pretty easy Nutella or cinnamon stuffed heart shaped rolls. Since I’m single, and will therefore […]
Edible Art: Doctor Who Crack in the Wall of Space and Time
It’s my pleasure to introduce you to artist Tom Gordon, who is illustrating one geek recipe every week for your dining pleasure. This week, he shows you how to make your very own crack in the wall of space and time using nothing more than a tube of sugar cookie […]