Making ears only takes five ingredients, but I’m afraid it’s a gory process. Our raw materials begin looking pure and clean, but by the time we’re done, our artificial ears spontaneously bleed like they’re freshly severed from one of the corpses down in the basement.
Channel your inner Hannibal with a gore-tastic cookbook where every recipe looks like a human body part!
These days, you can nerd up your dining room with everything from a Sonic Screwdriver cutlery set to Death Star chip and dip bowls. The next time you invite folks over for to spend a few quality hours ending lifelong friendships by playing Settlers of Catan, decorate your table with something more than a chunk of firewood and a leg of lamb.
EX-TER-MI-NATE your hunger with a few quick bites of this easy Dalek Caprese Salad. 1 lb Roma tomatoes 1 lb fresh Mozzarella balls 18 fresh Basil Leaves 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar 2 tbsp olive oil salt and pepper to taste 18 short pretzel sticks 6 coffee stirrers with rounded tips […]
Last night, John Scalzi tweeted a picture of my Sandworm Bread. Yes, it tastes even better than it looks. I hadn’t planned on announcing my next book until you could buy it. Two hours and 20,000 unique page views later [edit: by the end of the weekend, it was up […]
With the Rebel Flesh, I cry MORE MORE MORE Jelly Babies!