Doctor Who’s Season Premier is mere days away, which can only mean one thing. While mainstream America is frothing over football, we’re all soaked up to our elbows in blue food coloring getting ready for watch parties! If you’re afraid of the hot box in your kitchen yet your party host […]
Tag: Easy Recipe
Withered Zombie Eyes
I’ve been to so many academic conferences where they refused to understand my brilliance, Igor. They sip their wine and nibble off charcuterie plates covered in flesh, cheese, figs, and jam, never understanding that with a little vision, they have everything they need to breathe life into a whole new creation!
The Doctor’s “Live Chess” Pie (Snowed-In Pantry Staples Recipe)
Running from your inevitable death can be a cold and lonely slog with pitifully few stops for groceries. If you need a little something to sweeten the journey to Trenzalore, you can whip up a Utah recipe classic available in all the best Lake Silenco diners using only a trio of eggs and some shelf stable pantry staples.
Dalek Caprese Salad (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)
EX-TER-MI-NATE your hunger with a few quick bites of this easy Dalek Caprese Salad. 1 lb Roma tomatoes 1 lb fresh Mozzarella balls 18 fresh Basil Leaves 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar 2 tbsp olive oil salt and pepper to taste 18 short pretzel sticks 6 coffee stirrers with rounded tips […]
Hey, Hoopy Froods! If you’re feeling hungry, put the corners of this towel in your mouth!
Hey, Hoopy Froods! In honor of Towel Day, we bring you something more to snack on than a bag of peanuts and cup of not-tea while you curl up with your favorite towel and a copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Hitchhiker’s Guide BBQ Towel Rangoons 1 sheet […]
Make a Settlers of Catan Cake Faster Than You Can Play The Game
It’s no surprise I freaking love Settlers of Catan. Heck, I wrote a whole cookbook around the game. But let’s be honest – sometimes, even Overlords have lazy days. Whoever’s in charge of cranking out a gazillion new silicone cake molds every week made my life a hell of a […]