Look, Princess, I would’ve brought you a bouquet, but I swear the flowers in this kingdom fought back. In fact, things got pretty hot out there for awhile. So hot I had time to bake you this brioche in the shape of a local flower while I watched the world […]
Tag: geek food
Super Mario Week: Pound Your Way Into These Mystery Boxes
What’s in the box? Gold? Power? The pinky finger of my precious princess? I’ll never know unless I collect and unlock them all. Some days, it feels like my life is nothing but weaving through mazes, gathering coins for her ransom and collecting boxes full of ransom notes and secret […]
Minion Monday: Super Mario Wraps
This week we’re rescuing princesses, collecting coins, and spending quality time with everyone’s favorite Italian plumber. That’s right – we’ve got a whole week of Mario inspired gamer chow to keep your power levels maxed out on your next mission. Come back every day for a new recipe! To kick […]
Princess Bride Week: Iocaine Powder French Toast with Six Fingered Sausage
It doesn’t take a dizzying intellect to know a good breakfast when you see it. A traditional dish from the Guilder Frontier; these toasts are stuffed with an amazing blend of cream cheese, cinnamon, and Cointreau liqueur. Each slice is large enough to feed the brute squad but delicate enough […]
Princess Bride Week – Roasted R.O.U.S. Ribs
Fighting your way through a Fire Swamp is hungry work. If you didn’t pack enough rations to get you all the way to Florin, then follow in the steps of the Dread Pirate Roberts (versions III – IV, plus IX and IVX) and roast up some R.O.U.S. ribs. The fire […]
Princess Bride Week: Miracle Max’s Inconceivably Good Chocolate Coated Pills
If you need to rescue your true love but that pesky “being nearly dead” is getting in the way, take a couple of these and before you know it, you’ll be ready to storm the castle. Or at least watch and quip while your friends do the storming. Miracle Max’s […]
