We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s […]
Tag: geek food
Coulson’s Magical Tahitian Vanilla SHIELD Pull Apart Bread
You’ll agree that, “Tahiti, it’s a magical place,” once you taste this SHIELD logo pull apart bread. If acquiring the Tahitian vanilla beans makes you angry enough to pull the feathers off an eagle, go ahead and substitute the more easily available Madagascar variety. Bread: 1 tbsp yeast 1 tsp […]
Hail Galactus, Devourer of Carbs!
It’s time we turned the tables and actually devoured Galactus for a change! Hail Galactus, Devourer of Carbs! 1 ½ cups mashed Okinawan Yam/Purple Sweet Potato ½ cup (1 stick) softened butter 1 ¼ cups very warm water 1 tbsp yeast 2 tbsp sugar, divided 1 tbsp fresh rosemary leaves […]
Avengers Week: HULK SMASH Sage Loaf
Natasha tells me baking is soothing. After all, even if I screw it up, there’s nothing to get angry about. I can just go buy a loaf of bread. Either way, we’ll still have dinner. Proving myself in the kitchen is a way to prove I can spend time in […]
Gabriel’s Golden “Just Desserts” Angel Wings
Sam, Dean, I *know* he deserves it this time, but you can’t pluck all of the trickster’s feathers. I’ve got nothing against a little torture between friends, but he whines so much when he’s bald. For a little cathartic release, I made an effigy of his wings you can rip […]
Cookie Week: Hobbit Hole Door Sandwich Cookies
This holiday season, Kitchen Overlord brings you a collection of nerdy cookies for people who can’t draw. If the idea of creating mini artistic masterpieces in icing makes your hands tremble, we’ve got Hobbit Hole Doors, Exploding TARDISes, Deadpool Freezer Cookies, Sherlock shortbread teabags, edible Ood heads, and Death Star Oreos. No icing pens or art degrees required!
