I’ve been to so many academic conferences where they refused to understand my brilliance, Igor. They sip their wine and nibble off charcuterie plates covered in flesh, cheese, figs, and jam, never understanding that with a little vision, they have everything they need to breathe life into a whole new creation!
Tag: Gluten Free
Self Bleeding Plum Ears
Making ears only takes five ingredients, but I’m afraid it’s a gory process. Our raw materials begin looking pure and clean, but by the time we’re done, our artificial ears spontaneously bleed like they’re freshly severed from one of the corpses down in the basement.
Kitchen Overlord’s Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook
Channel your inner Hannibal with a gore-tastic cookbook where every recipe looks like a human body part!
Deadpool’s Creamy Custard Cake
If you’re not ready to invest hours a day into Hannibal quality food porn, yet always secretly wished your desserts looked more like gaping wounds, Deadpool is here to rescue you! Or get you arrested. It really depends on the angle of your Instagram photos.
Bad Wolf Cheesy Crackers (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)
Honor the sacrifices of your fellow contestants on Satellite 5 by snacking on these Bad Wolf Cheesy Crackers!
Sneak a peek at photos and the Series 1 Table of Contents for Dining With the Doctor: Regenerated
The good news is I’m making steady progress on Dining With the Doctor: Regenerated; the 2nd edition Whovian Cookbook. The bad news is that’s keeping me so busy I haven’t had time to post much to Kitchen Overlord. At nearly 150 recipes, the second edition of my Doctor Who Cookbook […]