Kitchen Overlord’s Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook
Channel your inner Hannibal with a gore-tastic cookbook where every recipe looks like a human body part!
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Red Velvet Cinnamon Roll Guts
Igor! Fire up the lightning generator! We’ve made so many edible ears, eyes, and brains – now, my minion, it is time for us to ensure our creation can nourish its mind as well as its body. It needs bravery, strength, and most of all, bloody red (velvet) guts!
Read moreSelf Bleeding Plum Ears
Making ears only takes five ingredients, but I’m afraid it’s a gory process. Our raw materials begin looking pure and clean, but by the time we’re done, our artificial ears spontaneously bleed like they’re freshly severed from one of the corpses down in the basement.
Read moreWithered Zombie Eyes
I’ve been to so many academic conferences where they refused to understand my brilliance, Igor. They sip their wine and nibble off charcuterie plates covered in flesh, cheese, figs, and jam, never understanding that with a little vision, they have everything they need to breathe life into a whole new creation!
Read moreSausage Stuffed Pastry Guts
Bring gore to the table this Halloween with meat (or vegan meat-ish) stuffed puff pastry guts!
Read moreBloody Beet Monkey Bread Brains
Bwa ha ha! Fire up the lightning generator and pull a corpse out of the freezer, Igor! I shan’t make my creation suffer with a rotting, discarded brain. Nay, I shall make one from scratch and fill the mind of my beloved with only the sweetest of thoughts!
Read moreVegan Zombie Jerky
Make a huge batch of completely vegan leathery zombie skin crackers in about an hour!
Read moreSausage Stuffed Pastry Guts
Bring gore to the table this Halloween with meat (or vegan meat-ish) stuffed puff pastry guts!
Read moreDominate Your Walking Dead Viewing Party With Citrus Ginger Roasted Beets
Just looking at that makes my mouth water. I’m overcome by the gloriously red flesh, the hints of muscular texture, and the overwhelming feeling that my neighbors might taste better with a nice citrus-ginger glaze. Wait. No. I mustn’t think that way. These feelings aren’t real. I’m a person, not a monster. I can’t be craving human flesh. Oh, wait.
Read moreEdible Art: R’leh Easy Cthulhu Pot Pies
If hunger comes to you at night like the whisperer in darkness, don’t eat those elder things in the fridge. Instead, stuff these adorable little icons of the elder gods into the unquenchable pit of your belly along with a mountain of madness inducing mashed potatoes. Recipe: 2 tubes refrigerated biscuits 1 cup frozen mixed vegetables 1 large can cooked
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