This Christmas, make your own Exploding TARDIS cookies while waiting for London to be invaded. Again.
Tag: Matt Smith
Faux Fish Finger Vanilla Wafer Sticks
You’ve all tossed a box of lukewarm fish fingers on the table alongside some vanilla custard in the name of authenticity, but there are only so many trays of uneaten sacrificial fish you can throw away before the novelty wears off. A lot of folks have quietly taken to substituting […]
The Doctor’s “Live Chess” Pie (Snowed-In Pantry Staples Recipe)
Running from your inevitable death can be a cold and lonely slog with pitifully few stops for groceries. If you need a little something to sweeten the journey to Trenzalore, you can whip up a Utah recipe classic available in all the best Lake Silenco diners using only a trio of eggs and some shelf stable pantry staples.
Blow Up Your Tastebuds With These Exploding TARDIS Cookies (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)
Whether you’re stranded on the wrong side of a rift in the universe or merely waiting for a coalition of everything that ever hated you to spring their inevitable trap, it’s a sure bet things are about to get shaky inside your TARDIS. Demonstrate the severity of the situation to […]
Always Bring a Banana to a (Whovain) Party
Behold Matt Smith! I can’t tell you how jealous I am that I didn’t think of this first. However, I did think of this: The real point here is good Whovians understand that while you should always bring a banana to a party, adding a little Nutella is like inviting […]
I celebrate Fish Fingers and Custard Day with a Fish Custard Cocktail. I also live alone.
I’m a sucker for made up holidays. Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yarr! I’ll fight against the dark side on May the Fourth. Pi Day is my favorite excuse for math puns and dessert. So why not a crazy Whovian holiday? Some fans have decreed April 3rd to be Fish […]