I have an entirely irrational love of David Lynch’s 1984 science fiction epic, Dune. (This is almost unrelated to my entirely rational and well thought out love of Frank Herbert’s Dune books. These two things should never be confused.) Maybe I saw it at just the right age to find Sting, […]
Tag: Science Fiction
Dune. Arrakis. Dessert Planet – Sandworms Swimming Near A Spice Patch
After John Scalzi sent hordes of Fremen to my sietch with his wormsign, the people rose up with one voice, demanding one answer. What’s in the sandworm pie posed alongside your spice stuffed sandworm bread?
Easy 10 Minute TARDIS Pie
Doctor Who’s Season Premier is mere days away, which can only mean one thing. While mainstream America is frothing over football, we’re all soaked up to our elbows in blue food coloring getting ready for watch parties! If you’re afraid of the hot box in your kitchen yet your party host […]
Alien Xenomorph Pretzel Bread Eggs
Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. […]
Transformers Loaves Are More Than Meets the Eye
It’s time to transform some innocuous flour and water into a bread that’s more than meets the eye. Normal Fougassee looks like this: You have to admit those are some handsome loaves of pull-apart bread. Leaves and trees and stalks of wheat can look upon those loaves and think yes, […]
Pi Week: Danny Pink’s Parent’s Night Pi(e)
In honor of Doctor Who’s full time maths teacher and part time reluctant companion Danny Pink, on Pi Day I present you with a Pink Pi Pie.