Before we split up, I heard Sheriff Crazy Eyes and Hot Asian Dude arguing about walker bait. Apparently, when they decided to sneak past a herd using the world’s most disgusting cosplay, they left a little undead snack food up on the roof in the form of a redneck racist […]
Tag: Zombie Feature
Hot Asian Dude told me about this time when the Crossbow Toting Underwear Model walked through a herd of zombies with raw squirrel jerky stuck in his teeth and a necklace of zombie ears wrapped around his neck. I tried to convince Steve to take my second best knife and […]
So far, we’ve tried to sneak past the walkers with intestines and eyes and even an entire mocked up human arm. No luck. I think I know why we failed, though. We were too clean. Sure, we had bits of guts dripping off us, but walkers are messy. They drip […]
Bring gore to the table this Halloween with meat (or vegan meat-ish) stuffed puff pastry guts!
The ever-amazing Louisville Zombie Walk is just around the corner. Once the Derby City kicks off the shambling season, undead will start rise up and walk the streets of trendy cities across the country. You need to prepare. And by “prepare” I mean “get ready to gross everyone out by […]