Meanwhile, I have a mostly innocent internet crush on commenter Steve Hoefer, who, upon seeing my sandworm recipe, wrote, “Must eat. Eating is the hunger-killer. Eating is the little-life that brings total nutrition. I will face my food. I will permit it to pass into me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn to the toilet to see its path. Where the food has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” Welcome to my sietch, Steve.