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CONTEST: Much Ado About Loot Crate

Kitchen Overlord - Much Ado About Loot Crate Contest

Snarky recipes are nice, but man, making Superman Bread or edible Alien Xenomorph Eggs takes work. Sometimes, you just want to be rewarded for thinking pretty thoughts.

No problem.

I have some prizes here in need of a home. You have brains, delicious brains. Now put down the knife. I don’t need a biopsy sample.


Use those tasty brains to come up with a ridiculously clever, geeky recipe title. You can email it to me here or just add it to the comments on this post. I will arbitrarily, unilaterally, and almost certainly unfairly (according to the losers) pick my favorite to win.


The first prize winner gets:

* A “Best of Loot Crate” box with a selection of nerdy stuff from three months of mailings
* A Joss Whedon “Much Ado About Nothing” T-Shirt in the one size they sent me
* Your recipe title turned into an actual edible dish posted here on Kitchen Overlord
* You or an institution of your choosing destroyed like a disposable Starfleet Redshirt in the recipe instructions

The two runners up also get a Much Ado About Nothing T-Shirt.

That’s it. You don’t need to lift a finger, much less go grocery shopping. Just be your clever self.

Impress me.