Look, the armed guards stationed outside the level 5 Biohazard Zone are just for show. This is an entirely voluntary quarantine, all in the name of SCIENCE. I’d never dream of spreading this insanely virulent strain of Whooping Cough to anyone. Except that Alien bastard who mopes in his giant […]
Guest Post
Guest Post: Klingon Octopus from Food Replicator
Your Kitchen Overlord foolishly tried to transport herself out of the Level 5 Biohazard zone. Luckily, minion Kirsten Wright of Food Replicator was able to scramble her reassembly without actually creating a Riker-like duplicate incident. We think. As a reward for keeping our Overlord and her rather aggressive virus safely […]
Guest Post: Cauliflower Brains from The Clothes Make the Girl
Your Kitchen Overlord is currently confined to a Level 5 Biohazard zone. She insists she’s merely infected with a particularly violent flu, but we also saw her reading Greg Bear’s Blood Music just last week. We can’t take any risks. While she’s in isolation, the minions will be running the […]
