Your Kitchen Overlord foolishly tried to transport herself out of the Level 5 Biohazard zone. Luckily, minion Kirsten Wright of Food Replicator was able to scramble her reassembly without actually creating a Riker-like duplicate incident. We think. As a reward for keeping our Overlord and her rather aggressive virus safely […]
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Guest Post: Cauliflower Brains from The Clothes Make the Girl
Your Kitchen Overlord is currently confined to a Level 5 Biohazard zone. She insists she’s merely infected with a particularly violent flu, but we also saw her reading Greg Bear’s Blood Music just last week. We can’t take any risks. While she’s in isolation, the minions will be running the […]
Invasion of the Baby Pandas
I’d be jealous I didn’t think of it myself if this wasn’t so gosh darn cute. Just look at that. With a little bit of nori and five minutes, instead of having rice and curry you can have an adorable invasion of baby pandas at feeding time. If you’re a […]
Dr. Seusshi
One fish, two fish, red fish, oh my god who genetically engineered cats with hands? Those monsters are total murdering psychopaths! Via TShirtBordello, which also has a horde of other clever t-shirts for food geeks.
More Reasons to Kneel Before Zod
There are limited career options for former Phantom Zone inmates. Here at the Kitchen Overlord lair, we had our remodeling done by Zod. I was impressed how well his construction team worked while on their knees. In between paying gigs, he keeps himself occupied sewing manly yet flowing blouses and […]
I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t open the pod bay doors now. I’m busy eating cake.
All these cakes are yours, except Europa. Cake artist Rhiannon from Cakecrumbs already wowed me with her fantastically accurate half sphere Earth Cake. Now, she’s back with a gorgeous round edible version of Jupiter. What, the cloud layers and great red spot weren’t impressive enough for you? Well then it’s […]
