According to Neatorama, heroes aren’t born. They’re carved. Deviant Artist Ryu-Ando says this wasn’t planned, but rather the result of a happy knife wielding accident. If he only had some citrus in his fridge, Iron Mango could fight The Mandarin.
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Bacon Shuts Down Interstate
Here in Austin, our largest, most congested traffic artery was shut down when a truck full of pork bellies caught fire. Sure, Texans love a good barbecue, but this is taking it to extremes. In the purity of my mind, the entire accident looked like a live action version of […]
The fish is strong with this one
Lydia McNabb, you have an open invitation to visit my lair. I can’t promise I’ll let you go, though, because seriously, have you people seen her Ewok sushi? They’re the perfect combination of rice, nori, salmon, and a willingness to cannibalize sentient beings. I’m in love. My favorite of her […]
My Lair Needs Periodic Tableware
As you well know, I’m not above soliciting bribes. It never works, but that doesn’t stop me from trying. Behold the majesty of Marshall Jamshidi’s Periodic Tableware. My heart would’ve skipped a beat if I hadn’t replaced it with a 3D printed frictionless prosthetic years ago. He has an entire […]
To boldly drink
Staring into the temptation of Star Trek wines led me through a wormhole that emptied in a place far stranger than the Gamma Quadrant. There’s a very special corner of the internet reserved entirely for alcoholic Trekkers. I want to go to their parties. If you’re going to invest in […]
Tell Xeni Jardin she has good taste in weird bread
BoingBoing bestowed their link love upon us at Kitchen Overlord, and lo, it was good. Apparently, Xeni Jardin has a weak spot (possibly beneath her rib cage) for Alien Xenomorph eggs. Meanwhile, I have a mostly innocent internet crush on commenter Steve Hoefer, who, upon seeing my sandworm recipe, wrote, […]