I’m not sure it’s possible to fully express my disdain for the Peckish Food Subscription Box. The website makes it sound pretty good. For $15+shipping, you get three generously sized bags of organic snacks. You’re allowed to pick among themes including “Energy Booster,” “Protein,” and my sad failure, “Sweet Tooth.” […]
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What’s in the Box: LootCrate May Review
Hello, Minions. Apparently, you don’t find the nightly Thunderdome battles or Vogon poetry recitals as entertaining as I do. As a busy overlord who can’t be bothered to think too heavily about your needs, I let Loot Crate send me a random selection of things they assure me you’ll like. […]
What’s in the Box: May Love With Food Review
Hello, Minions. I must’ve been duct taped to an examining table and drugged when I picked out this box. Love with Food? LOVE? Why are there no boxes called “Hate with Food” or at least, “Generalized misanthropy and disgust with Food?” I suspect Paul, our resident water hoarder, managed to […]
New Star Trek Wine Needs to be Assimilated into my Kitchen
Clearly, I need to invest in a label printer, because I am a sucker for any geek themed booze. In the purity of my imagination, it would be faster, cheaper, and somehow even geekier if I relabeled the leftover pumpkin pie ale in my fridge “Fremen Spice Beer” and slapped […]
What’s in the Box: Gourmet Spotting Review
Really, Gourmet Spotting? This is what you considered worth my $37? Their website proudly promises 4-6 full sized gourmet products. I hadn’t expected one of those full sized products to be a squeezy lemon. Seriously? In addition to being one of the cheapest items in any grocery store, these abominations […]
What’s in the Box: The Goodies Company May Review
Hello, minions. Since the fighting in Thunderdome #7 left nine of you maimed, I decided to pick up another food sample box. This one came from The Goodies Company. I wondered what kind of alchemy let them ship such a heavy box for only $7. Then I found out they’re […]
