Edible Art: Diplomat’s Dinner Meatballs

Are they Centauri Roopo Balls? Narn Breen? Human Swedish Meatballs? Even Ambassador Kosh can’t tell the difference. Since they cross species so well, we call them: Diplomat’s Dinner Meatballs 3 slices white bread, torn into scraps ½ cup whole milk 6 tbsp unsalted butter 1 yellow onion, minced 1 pound 85% lean hamburger 1 egg 2 tsp kosher salt 1

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Edible Art: Sisko’s Speedy Gumbo

When your grandfather owns a Cajun restaurant and your father throws dinner parties for inter-planetary diplomats, you pick up cooking skills useful for any situation. If you only have an hour to impress your guests, try Jake Sisko’s Speedy Gumbo. Sisko’s Speedy Gumbo 4 cups chicken broth 3 cups shredded rotisserie chicken 2 cups precooked andouille sausage, cut into coins

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Edible Art: Jet’s “Special” Beef with Bell Peppers

It’s “special” because the only beef is in the broth. That’s what happens when you blow all your cash fixing damaged equipment. Jet’s “Special” Beef With Bell Peppers 1 yellow onion, peeled and sliced 1 green bell pepper, seeded and sliced 1 cup Shiitake mushrooms, sliced ½ lb fresh green beans 2 cloves garlic, minced ½ cup beef broth ¼

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Edible Art: Roll for Initiative! It’s a Gelatinous Cube

Roll for initiative. Darn. It looks like the only way out of this dungeon is to fill it with gelatinous cubes. Gelatinous Cube Jello Shots 9×13 baking pan 5 3-oz boxes Lime Jell-O 1 ½ cups condensed, sweetened milk, divided 2 ½ cups vodka 5 cups boiling water 1 cup cold water 3 cups tiny toy bones or plastic miniature

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Edible Art: Cameron Mitchell’s Stargate Omelet

Show the Ori the true food of the Gods with Cameron Mitchell’s Norwegian Gjetost omelet. Cameron Mitchell’s Stargate Omelet 4 egg whites 2 oz Gjetost cheese, diced 1 avocado, diced 1 tbsp butter 2 tbsp milk 1/2 tsp kosher salt 1/4 tsp fresh ground black pepper Explain what an omelet is to some captive Ori. Give up on that and

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Edible Art: Gizmo’s Popcorn Balls

This Christmas, turn off the lights, turn on Snow White, and give in to your baser instincts. It’s time to say up after midnight and do bad things in the kitchen. Gizmo’s Popcorn Balls 1 package refrigerated sugar cookie dough 2 cups flaked, sweetened coconut 12 cups popped popcorn 4 tbsp butter 1 cup packed brown sugar ½ cup corn

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Edible Art: Ghostbusters Stay Pufft Marshmallow Heads

Remember: when an other dimensional creature tastes these and asks if you’re a cooking god, always say YES! Stay Pufft Marshmallow Heads 3 (1/4 oz) packets unflavored gelatin ½ cup ice cold water ¼ cup bourbon 2 cups sugar ⅔ cup light corn syrup ¼ tsp kosher salt 1 tsp vanilla extract ½ cup powdered sugar candy button eyes black

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Edible Art: Lara Croft’s Thai Fishcake Amulets

You need to smuggle an amulet to Zip without anyone suspecting you’re making the drop in Thailand. There’s one delicious solution. Lara Croft’s Thai Fishcake Amulets 1 pound inexpensive white fish filets ½ cup flour 3 tbsp fish sauce 2 tbsp Thai sweet chili paste 1 tbsp brown sugar 2 tsp lemongrass 1 tsp red curry paste 4 green onions,

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