Edible Art: Frelling Food Cubes

Whether you’re raiding a Peacekeeper ship or running from a half Scarran hybrid, these Food Cubes will keep you as well nourished as a Hynerian Dominar. Frelling Food Cubes 1 cup dried Turkish apricots ½ cup unsalted cashews ¾ cup shredded unsweetened coconut ¼ cup coconut flour ½ cup almond flour 4 tbsp honey 2 tbsp melted coconut oil ½

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Edible Art: Spice Stuffed Squash Sandworms

Allies and enemies alike will fold space to get their hands on your precious, spice filled sandworms. Spice Stuffed Squash Sandworms 1 butternut squash 4 tbsp softened butter 2 tbsp brown sugar 1 tbsp spice melance (or cinnamon) 1 tbsp garam masala 2 cups brown rice 1 1/2 cups broth 1/2 cup apple juice 2 whole cardamom pods 1 whole

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Edible Art: Artie’s Oatmeal Scotchies

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Welcome new agents to your warehouse with a plate full of home baked cookies. Artie’s Oatmeal Scotchies 1 cup unsalted butter 3/4 cup white sugar 3/4 cup brown sugar, firmly packed 2 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 ½ teaspoons ground cinnamon ½ tsp allspice 3 cups old

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Edible Art: Martha Washington’s Revolutionary Rum Punch

People think of the founding fathers as being stiff necked and straight laced, but the truth is they could party harder than frat boys on spring break. The legend of Martha Washington’s Rum Punch* was once even more widely known than the legend of Sleepy Hollow. Show your favorite modern Lieutenant how to party like it’s 1779 with a cup

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Edible Art: The Doctor’s Yorkshire Pudding

According to The Doctor, we can thank him for banana daiquiri’s, fish fingers and custard, and the Yorkshire Pudding. This classic British side dish is surprisingly easy to make. Use it to impress redheads, repel Romans, and keep yourself busy while living time the long way round without skipping past any of the boring bits. The Doctor’s Yorkshire Pudding 1

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Edible Art: Cafe Diem’s Five Alarm Chili

Use this easy recipe to beat all your rival culinary mad scientists at the next chili cookoff. Cafe Diem’s Five Alarm Chili 2 pounds lean hamburger 1 large yellow onion, chopped 1 medium green bell pepper, seeded and chopped 4 cloves garlic, chopped 1 (12-oz) bottle dark beer 1 (4-oz) can chopped jalapenos 2 (14-ounce) cans Mexican-style diced tomatoes 1

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Edible Art: Dalek Bread Will Exterminate Your Hunger

Be prepared for this simple bread to exterminate your hunger! It’s one of the fastest and easiest things to throw on your table for a Doctor Who viewing party. If you’re busy with more complicated recipes, this happens to be something you can safely hand off to drunks, children, or anyone with a pathological fear of the kitchen. Dalek Bread

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Edible Art: Nightmare Before Christmas Madness Inducing Pinwheels

What’s this? This Halloween, instead of sucking up to Sandy Claws, pay homage to the Skeleton King with these madness inducing lemon and chocolate pinwheels. Nightmare Preceding Your Winter Holiday Pinwheels of Madness 1 cup + 2 tbsp butter 1 cup sugar 2 egg yolks 4 teaspoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons milk 3 cups flour 1 tablespoon baking powder 2

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