Roll for initiative. Darn. It looks like the only way out of this dungeon is to fill it with gelatinous cubes. Gelatinous Cube Jello Shots 9×13 baking pan 5 3-oz boxes Lime Jell-O 1 ½ cups condensed, sweetened milk, divided 2 ½ cups vodka 5 cups boiling water 1 cup […]
Illustrated Geek Recipes
Edible Art: Cameron Mitchell’s Stargate Omelet
Show the Ori the true food of the Gods with Cameron Mitchell’s Norwegian Gjetost omelet. Cameron Mitchell’s Stargate Omelet 4 egg whites 2 oz Gjetost cheese, diced 1 avocado, diced 1 tbsp butter 2 tbsp milk 1/2 tsp kosher salt 1/4 tsp fresh ground black pepper Explain what an omelet […]
Edible Art: Gizmo’s Popcorn Balls
This Christmas, turn off the lights, turn on Snow White, and give in to your baser instincts. It’s time to say up after midnight and do bad things in the kitchen. Gizmo’s Popcorn Balls 1 package refrigerated sugar cookie dough 2 cups flaked, sweetened coconut 12 cups popped popcorn 4 […]
Edible Art: Ghostbusters Stay Pufft Marshmallow Heads
Remember: when an other dimensional creature tastes these and asks if you’re a cooking god, always say YES! Stay Pufft Marshmallow Heads 3 (1/4 oz) packets unflavored gelatin ½ cup ice cold water ¼ cup bourbon 2 cups sugar ⅔ cup light corn syrup ¼ tsp kosher salt 1 tsp […]
Edible Art: Soylent Green Ration Crackers
Make Room! Make Room for these healthy green crackers that are most certainly not made of people.* Soylent Green Ration Crackers ½ cup whole wheat flour ½ cup oat flour ½ cup almond flour 2 tbsp water 2 tbsp matcha green tea powder 2 tbsp tahini 2 tbsp honey 2 […]
Edible Art: Lara Croft’s Thai Fishcake Amulets
You need to smuggle an amulet to Zip without anyone suspecting you’re making the drop in Thailand. There’s one delicious solution. Lara Croft’s Thai Fishcake Amulets 1 pound inexpensive white fish filets ½ cup flour 3 tbsp fish sauce 2 tbsp Thai sweet chili paste 1 tbsp brown sugar 2 […]
