Day-O Beetlejuice Bananas 1 bunch of ripe bananas (about 6) 1/2 stick butter 1/4 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup dark rum 1 lime, juiced 1 tsp table salt Summon a trickster ghost by saying his name three times in a row. Bond over your mutual hatred of sandworms while slicing […]
Illustrated Geek Recipes
Edible Art: Zombie Brain Bread
Instead of spending the zombie apocalypse holed up in Dick’s Sporting goods, head over to Williams Sonoma. You’re still going to die, but at least you can have a good last meal before you become a meal. Zombie Brain Bread 2 1/2 cups flour 1 cup whole milk 1 tbsp […]
Edible Art: Rick’s Replicant Chow Street Noodles
Life is short when chasing rogue Replicants. Don’t be afraid to use your microwave to speed up cooking. These super fast street noodles may be designed to be made fast and eaten faster, but they’re still better than anything you can get in the Offworld Colonies. Rick’s Replicant Chow Street […]
Edible Art: Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi
You need something as strong as a Polymorph and as sweet as Kristine Kochanski to wash down your all your vindaloo and triple fried egg chili chutney sandwiches. Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi 1 cup plain yogurt 1/2 cup full fat milk 1 mango, skinned and chopped 4 tsp sugar 1 […]
Edible Art: World War Z…ombie tenderloins
Turkey tenderloins are almost the same size and shape as a human calf muscle. Keep yourself busy on slow nights between battles by using these to prank your fellow survivors into thinking you’ve joined the ranks of the undead. World War Z…ombie Tenderloins 4 turkey tenderloins 1⁄4 cup chili powder […]
Edible Art: Spanish Rice Inquisition
No one expects the SPANISH RICE INQUISITION! This is a great recipe for people who always look on the bright side of life yet are responsible enough to end their meals with a wafer thin mint. Ingredients: 2 cups long-grain white rice 4 Roma tomatoes 1 cup animal food trough […]
