Igor! Fire up the lightning generator! We’ve made so many edible ears, eyes, and brains – now, my minion, it is time for us to ensure our creation can nourish its mind as well as its body. It needs bravery, strength, and most of all, bloody red (velvet) guts!
Recipes and Tasty Goodness
Alien Xenomorph Pretzel Bread Eggs
Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. […]
Deadpool Mask Cookies
I’m not saying these cookies were commissioned by Wolverine, but whoever makes them will happen to have an excuse to slice Deadpool’s face into ribbons over and over again without him once snarking about your cutting technique. Much like the Merc with a Mouth himself, these cookies are a pain […]
Transformers Loaves Are More Than Meets the Eye
It’s time to transform some innocuous flour and water into a bread that’s more than meets the eye. Normal Fougassee looks like this: You have to admit those are some handsome loaves of pull-apart bread. Leaves and trees and stalks of wheat can look upon those loaves and think yes, […]
1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls
When you need energy to make it through the mushroom kingdom on you way to rescue Princess Peach (again), level up your game with these 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls. 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls 1 can refrigerated biscuits 1 cup mushrooms, diced ½ cup onions, diced 2 tbsp butter 1 tbsp […]
Magneto’s Purple Mutant Overlord Pie
This holiday season, honor of Marvel Comic’s Master of Magnetism with an edible homage to his Purple Majesty’s battle-wear chain mail studded with edible silver rivets!