Charles Dickens Very Own Christmas Punch

This is one of my favorite recipes in SteamDrunks: 101 Steampunk Cocktails and Mixed Drinks. First, it’s incredibly drinkable (unlike some of the bemusingly terrifying Victorian milk drinks). Second, it’s a perfect social drink on a dark winter night. Finally, who doesn’t love pretentious authors using any excuse to show off? Some things never change. 1/2 gallon bottled Mineral Water

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Dollar Store Drinks Episode 2: Peach Sour

Impoverished alcoholics, frat boys, and human fois gras ranchers rejoice! We’re back with a new episode of Dollar Store Drinks! This week, our Kitchen Overlord shows you how to make a somewhat dubious but surprisingly drinkable Peach Sour using bottom shelf whiskey, dollar store peach juice and a plastic tub of mandarin oranges. If you’re wondering what makes it a

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I celebrate Fish Fingers and Custard Day with a Fish Custard Cocktail. I also live alone.

I’m a sucker for made up holidays. Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yarr! I’ll fight against the dark side on May the Fourth. Pi Day is my favorite excuse for math puns and dessert. So why not a crazy Whovian holiday? Some fans have decreed April 3rd to be Fish Fingers and Custard Day in honor of Matt Smith’s first

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Geektastic Easter Ideas

Nothing teaches your kids about the sanctity of life like these home made Xenomorph eggs. Hey, curmudgeons! If kids stray into your yard while searching for Easter Eggs, this year you can always dress in a green track suit, sit on your front porch with a basket of these Angry Bird Eggs, and chuck them at children. You’ll either level

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