Roll for initiative. Darn. It looks like the only way out of this dungeon is to fill it with gelatinous cubes. Gelatinous Cube Jello Shots 9×13 baking pan 5 3-oz boxes Lime Jell-O 1 ½ cups condensed, sweetened milk, divided 2 ½ cups vodka 5 cups boiling water 1 cup […]
Dollar Store Drinks Episode 2: Peach Sour
Impoverished alcoholics, frat boys, and human fois gras ranchers rejoice! We’re back with a new episode of Dollar Store Drinks! This week, our Kitchen Overlord shows you how to make a somewhat dubious but surprisingly drinkable Peach Sour using bottom shelf whiskey, dollar store peach juice and a plastic tub […]
What Would the Founding Fathers Drink?
This week, Kitchen Overlord is going old school in honor of Independence Day. How old, you ask? Well, if you really want to know what our founding fathers were drinking, how about some of Martha Washington’s once infamous Rum Punch or a cocktailized version of the Philadelphia Fish House Punch, […]
Edible Art: Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi
You need something as strong as a Polymorph and as sweet as Kristine Kochanski to wash down your all your vindaloo and triple fried egg chili chutney sandwiches. Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi 1 cup plain yogurt 1/2 cup full fat milk 1 mango, skinned and chopped 4 tsp sugar 1 […]
Iron Man Cocktail
Iron Man Cocktail 1 shot Pama Pomegranate liqueur ½ shot Cointreau or orange liqueur pink sparkling wine yellow rimming sugar Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re kicking off Iron Man Appreciation Week with a stiff drink. To make this seductively good cocktail, start by pouring some water in a saucer or […]
I celebrate Fish Fingers and Custard Day with a Fish Custard Cocktail. I also live alone.
I’m a sucker for made up holidays. Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yarr! I’ll fight against the dark side on May the Fourth. Pi Day is my favorite excuse for math puns and dessert. So why not a crazy Whovian holiday? Some fans have decreed April 3rd to be Fish […]