Listen up, idjits! Hunters don’t live a long life, so if I’m gonna waste a few of my precious hours mine making a pie, it damn well better be one I can set on fire. One of you boys make me a Hot Toddy while I show you how this is done.
Tag: Fantasy
Pi Week: Legend of Zelda Triforce Pie
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this Hylian Pie with you!
How to Eat Like a Hobbit in Seven Steps: Dinner
It’s no surprise potatoes are one of the only three new world crops Tolkien couldn’t bear to ban from the Shire. (He also let them keep coffee and tobacco.) Sure, parsnips and turnips were more nutritious English root vegetables, but nothing can replace the cheap versatility of the simple potato. […]
Cookie Week: Hobbit Hole Door Sandwich Cookies
This holiday season, Kitchen Overlord brings you a collection of nerdy cookies for people who can’t draw. If the idea of creating mini artistic masterpieces in icing makes your hands tremble, we’ve got Hobbit Hole Doors, Exploding TARDISes, Deadpool Freezer Cookies, Sherlock shortbread teabags, edible Ood heads, and Death Star Oreos. No icing pens or art degrees required!
21 Nerdiest Coloring Books for Grownups (Updated!)
You’d think finding 10 nerdy adult coloring books would be the hardest part of putting together a list like this, but in fact, the most difficult thing was phrasing the title in a way that doesn’t look NSFW. Adult Coloring Books (the mandala kind, not the dirty doodles kind) exploded […]
Geek Cake Friday: 21 Supernatural ’67 Impala Baby Cakes
On The Road So Far, Geek Cake Friday has brought you sugary tributes to everything from The Walking Dead Zombies to Doctor Who Aliens to Hobbit Holes. Sure, I’ve tackled Supernatural cakes before, but quit’cher bitchin. This blog’s driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts your cakehole. Or opens it wide […]