In space, no one can hear you squee. These eggs are as deceptive as an adorable newly spawned facehugger yet far easier to stomach. In case of emergency, make a batch to serve unexpected Vegans, Predators, or Aliens.
Leftovers are my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Every year, I look forward to a heaping turkey sandwich dripping with cranberry sauce. If I was really decadent, I could always flatten a couple wedges of dressing and deep fry them to use as a bun, but I have a far easier […]
I have a confession to make. Some days, life gets a little lonely here at the Kitchen Overlord lair. Sure, I can always make a few minions fight it out in our Thunderdome cage with nothing to defend themselves but week old stale baguettes and half a dozen durian fruits, […]
Since our logical Vulcan friends are well known as both vegetarians and adventurous eaters, I made this Vulcan Vegan Keema in their honor. Then, I ruined the vegan-ness it by putting it in puff pastry, because humans are horribly inconsistent. If you want to keep this Star Trek homage entirely […]
No one expects the SPANISH RICE INQUISITION! This is a great recipe for people who always look on the bright side of life yet are responsible enough to end their meals with a wafer thin mint. Ingredients: 2 cups long-grain white rice 4 Roma tomatoes 1 cup animal food trough […]
Captain Picard and Dr. Pulaski may have inferior palates, but Wil Riker possesses the taste buds of a true warrior!