Hot Asian Dude told me about this time when the Crossbow Toting Underwear Model walked through a herd of zombies with raw squirrel jerky stuck in his teeth and a necklace of zombie ears wrapped around his neck. I tried to convince Steve to take my second best knife and […]
Tag: Halloween
The Noshing Dead: Red Velvet Cheesecake Dip
So far, we’ve tried to sneak past the walkers with intestines and eyes and even an entire mocked up human arm. No luck. I think I know why we failed, though. We were too clean. Sure, we had bits of guts dripping off us, but walkers are messy. They drip […]
Desserts Cosplay as a Flayed Corpse
It’s not what you think, officer. Honest. I’ve never even met my next door neighbors. You’re just looking at a sweets spread for the Walking Dead. The skin is really vanilla and red velvet crepes held together with a thin smear of cherry jelly. I piled on a coconut biscotti […]
Top 15 Evil Halloween Apple Crafts
I’ve seen caramel apples. I’ve seen apple mouths full of marshmallow teeth. I never would’ve imagined combining the two would make for such an easy, awesome Halloween craft. You can get the full recipe for Vampire Caramel Apples at Erica’s Sweet Tooth. I’m not the only one who loves The […]
Guest Post: Cauliflower Brains from The Clothes Make the Girl
Your Kitchen Overlord is currently confined to a Level 5 Biohazard zone. She insists she’s merely infected with a particularly violent flu, but we also saw her reading Greg Bear’s Blood Music just last week. We can’t take any risks. While she’s in isolation, the minions will be running the […]
Bleeding Red Velvet Cinnamon Rolls
With The Walking Dead coming back in just a few weeks, I couldn’t stop thinking about bloody red, fleshy foods for a dinner party. I’m more than a little in love with the amazing things you can do with dark red beets, but I also realize a lot of people […]