A year into the Zombie Apocalypse, all the canned goods will be long since eaten. You’ll have to take matters into your own hands – literally. This week, our illustrated recipe shows you how our favorite band of zombie apocalypse survivors could realistically prepare a tasty marinade for all those […]
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Edible Art: Willow’s Lemon Lavender Bread
Prepare your fellow Scooby’s for a night of patrolling with this magical snack. Willlow’s Lemon Lavender Bread Bread: 1/2 cup softened butter 1 cup granulated sugar 2 eggs 1 1/2 cups flour 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup lemon flavored yogurt 2 tbsp lemon rind 2 tbsp […]
Edible Art: You Know Nothing, Snow!
You think you know medieval cookery? You know nothing! Before we throw your useless hide off the wall, at least learn how to make some proper Snow. You know nothing, Snow! 2 cups heavy cream 3 egg whites 2 tbsp sugar 2 tsp rose water Fresh Rosemary Sprigs 1 small […]
Edible Art: Princess Buttercups
These buttercup cookies are the perfect cure for when your tastebuds are mostly dead. Princess Buttercups 2 1/2 cups flour 1 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup butter, room temperature 3/4 cup light brown sugar 3/4 cup white sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp vanilla 48 miniature peanut butter […]
FREE CARBS AGAINST HUMANITY + TOP 8 GEEKTASTIC CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY DECKS
Five days after launching the Kitchen Overlord Illustrated Geek Cookbook Kickstarter, you maniacs had us fully funded! Two days after that, you dragged us to our bigger, blacker stretch goal. You know what that means. Carbs Against Humanity Click the pretty blue link to download your free, printable 30 page […]
Edible Art: Frelling Food Cubes
Whether you’re raiding a Peacekeeper ship or running from a half Scarran hybrid, these Food Cubes will keep you as well nourished as a Hynerian Dominar. Frelling Food Cubes 1 cup dried Turkish apricots ½ cup unsalted cashews ¾ cup shredded unsweetened coconut ¼ cup coconut flour ½ cup almond […]