Enjoying Starfleet Academy’s Horta Meatloaf (Probably) Doesn’t Count as Cannibalism

Yesterday we taunted you with a Vulcan Vegetarian dish suspiciously propped against what looked like a Horta. Today, we reveal that our labs have deconstructed the silicon based lifeform of Janus VI and reconstructed it in a delicious, organic form you can serve your entire family. Some people protested that our techniques skirt Federation Regulations against eating sentient creatures. Luckily,

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Settlers of the Noms: All-American Meatloaf Board

I’m once more working on Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook. This photo came out as delicious as the meal. I couldn’t resist sharing my hearty All-American meatloaf board. This All-American map has a meatloaf main course (mountains) with sides of corn (fields), peas (pasture) and asparagus (forest). The hills were supposed to be roasted beets, but they came

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