Doctor Who’s Season Premier is mere days away, which can only mean one thing. While mainstream America is frothing over football, we’re all soaked up to our elbows in blue food coloring getting ready for watch parties! If you’re afraid of the hot box in your kitchen yet your party host […]
Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. […]
A friend wanted something Lovecraftian for his birthday, but I was having a hard time finding anything in my budget. Finger tentacles? Pirated Hentai DVD’s? A homeless guy dressed in a century old thrift store suit burbling about his visions? No. Those were too cliche. I needed something special. Something […]
Igor! Fire up the lightning generator! We’ve made so many edible ears, eyes, and brains – now, my minion, it is time for us to ensure our creation can nourish its mind as well as its body. It needs bravery, strength, and most of all, bloody red (velvet) guts!
I’m not saying these cookies were commissioned by Wolverine, but whoever makes them will happen to have an excuse to slice Deadpool’s face into ribbons over and over again without him once snarking about your cutting technique. Much like the Merc with a Mouth himself, these cookies are a pain […]
It’s time to transform some innocuous flour and water into a bread that’s more than meets the eye. Normal Fougassee looks like this: You have to admit those are some handsome loaves of pull-apart bread. Leaves and trees and stalks of wheat can look upon those loaves and think yes, […]