This time of year, nothing says, “I love you” more than spending 10 minutes in the kitchen reassembling canned goods to look a fancy pie. Or like the quivering muscles of a freshly skinned angel. Look, Dean, the Men of Letters didn’t leave much for Castiel to work with. If […]
Supernatural is back for season 11! Here at Kitchen Overlord, there’s only one thing we love more than Dean Winchester himself – and that’s fresh pie. This bloody red plum custard pie is so good you’ll want to protect it with an anti-possession charm against stolen slices and surround it […]
From Legolas and Link to Oliver Queen and Katniss Everdeen, fandom is full of archers. In honor of all our favorite arrow slingers, I present this Bullseye Pie!
I’ve been to so many academic conferences where they refused to understand my brilliance, Igor. They sip their wine and nibble off charcuterie plates covered in flesh, cheese, figs, and jam, never understanding that with a little vision, they have everything they need to breathe life into a whole new creation!
Bwa ha ha! Fire up the lightning generator and pull a corpse out of the freezer, Igor! I shan’t make my creation suffer with a rotting, discarded brain. Nay, I shall make one from scratch and fill the mind of my beloved with only the sweetest of thoughts!
Foreshadow the fate of your Halloween guests with a gory tray full of open wounds just waiting to be hungrily gobbled up by creatures of the night.