Werewolf Slashed Baklava Skin
Foreshadow the fate of your Halloween guests with a gory tray full of open wounds just waiting to be hungrily gobbled up by creatures of the night.
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Coulson’s Magical Tahitian Vanilla SHIELD Pull Apart Bread
You’ll agree that, “Tahiti, it’s a magical place,” once you taste this SHIELD logo pull apart bread. If acquiring the Tahitian vanilla beans makes you angry enough to pull the feathers off an eagle, go ahead and substitute the more easily available Madagascar variety. Bread: 1 tbsp yeast 1 tsp sugar 1 1/4 cups warm water 2 Tahitian vanilla beans
Read moreEasy 10 Minute TARDIS Pie
Doctor Who Series 9 is mere days away, which can only mean one thing. While mainstream America is frothing over football, we’re all soaked up to our elbows in blue food coloring getting ready for watch parties! If you’re afraid of the hot box in your kitchen yet your party host has banned you from bringing any more blue corn
Read moreSuperman Sandwich Slices
We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s going to make a kryptonite knife and show up to
Read moreDune Week: Spice Stuffed Sandworm Bread
I have an entirely irrational love of David Lynch’s 1984 science fiction epic, Dune. (This is almost unrelated to my entirely rational and well thought out love of Frank Herbert’s Dune books. These two things should never be confused.) Maybe I saw it at just the right age to find Sting, black leather, and redheads seductive. Maybe it was the first
Read moreEdible Art: Captain America’s Breakfast S.H.I.E.L.D.
While Cap spent decades on ice, American breakfasts changed. This 4th of July, introduce him to a new take on eggs and toast for a new millennium with this blatantly patriotic Huevos Rancheros. Avengers, Assemble: One tortilla One egg Four drops of blue food coloring 1 tsp water 2 tbsp refried beans 4 tbsp salsa 1 slice mozzarella sandwich cheese
Read moreEdible Art: Alien Eggs
In space, no one can hear you squee. These eggs are as deceptive as an adorable newly spawned facehugger yet far easier to stomach. In case of emergency, make a batch to serve unexpected Vegans, Predators, or Aliens.
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