We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s […]
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More Reasons to Kneel Before Zod
There are limited career options for former Phantom Zone inmates. Here at the Kitchen Overlord lair, we had our remodeling done by Zod. I was impressed how well his construction team worked while on their knees. In between paying gigs, he keeps himself occupied sewing manly yet flowing blouses and […]