Before we split up, I heard Sheriff Crazy Eyes and Hot Asian Dude arguing about walker bait. Apparently, when they decided to sneak past a herd using the world’s most disgusting cosplay, they left a little undead snack food up on the roof in the form of a redneck racist […]
Tag: The Noshing Dead
Happy VD from Kitchen Overlord. I hope you enjoy your nerdy infection.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Minions! I contemplated going old school and celebrating by having you all stoned to death, but the HR department says that’s bad for morale. Then I thought about doing something extra special to your hearts. Sadly, the Harkonnen’s didn’t have enough spare heart plugs to share with […]
Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead by building your own corpse from kitchen scraps
Your best friend turned into a Walker and shambled off into the distance. Now you’re full of post apocalyptic loneliness and ennui. Don’t give in to depression. We can rebuild them. Better. Stronger. Tastier. All we need is a well stocked kitchen where we can assemble the parts. Kitchen Overlord’s […]
The Noshing Dead: PalmiEARS
Hot Asian Dude told me about this time when the Crossbow Toting Underwear Model walked through a herd of zombies with raw squirrel jerky stuck in his teeth and a necklace of zombie ears wrapped around his neck. I tried to convince Steve to take my second best knife and […]
The Noshing Dead: Red Velvet Cheesecake Dip
So far, we’ve tried to sneak past the walkers with intestines and eyes and even an entire mocked up human arm. No luck. I think I know why we failed, though. We were too clean. Sure, we had bits of guts dripping off us, but walkers are messy. They drip […]
Desserts Cosplay as a Flayed Corpse
It’s not what you think, officer. Honest. I’ve never even met my next door neighbors. You’re just looking at a sweets spread for the Walking Dead. The skin is really vanilla and red velvet crepes held together with a thin smear of cherry jelly. I piled on a coconut biscotti […]