I locked myself inside the mess hall. Those idiots outside seem to think they’re living in a Telenovela instead of the damn zombie apocalypse. I’ve got to do something to get out of here before the creepy kid in a cowboy hat decides to cut off my fingers and stuff […]
Tag: The Noshing Dead
Bitchin Bread Battle Day 18: Woodbury Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf
In honor of our fine mayor’s special sense of humor, you’ve been asked to make an atmospheric bread to share during our next Entertainment. Stop crying. You can do this. Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf 4 ½ – 5 cups flour 1 tbsp yeast ½ cup sugar ½ cup warm water […]
Edible Art: World War Z…ombie tenderloins
Turkey tenderloins are almost the same size and shape as a human calf muscle. Keep yourself busy on slow nights between battles by using these to prank your fellow survivors into thinking you’ve joined the ranks of the undead. World War Z…ombie Tenderloins 4 turkey tenderloins 1⁄4 cup chili powder […]
Settlers of the Noms: Cold Salad Picnic Board
Summer is around the corner, which means means it’s time to start courting your future ant minions by coercing innocent humans into dining outdoors. My go-to picnic dishes are always cold salads. I don’t have to worry about off temperature chicken giving people food poisoning, the vegans have something to […]