Okay, according to Moffatt, Capaldi is actually the 12th Doctor, but I’m not about to leave John Hurt’s amazing War Doctor out of any lineup. Therefore, in honor of the 13th Doctor’s return to television, I present you with 13 Whovian recipes you can make for under $13. 1) White […]
Month: August 2014
You serve bowties now. Bowties are cool.
These bowties are particularly good dipped in custard (especially if it’s slightly lumpy from all the fish finger crumbs) or smeared with Nutella. If you’re smart enough to follow the Doctor’s advice and always bring a banana to a party, you can make a dessert sandwich by ripping the bowties […]
Cucumber Cybermen Will Assimilate Your Veggie Tray
This week I’m honoring my laziest readers with cheap, fast, easy recipes for your Whovain viewing party. So far, I’ve brought you $10 Zygon Head Pizza Bread and $10 Fez Cupcakes – but what if you’re down to nothing more than the spare change in your sofa until next payday? […]
It’s a Fez. I eat Fezzes now.
If you’ve got $10 and 100 minutes, you can impress your fellow Whovians this Saturday with a plate full of edible fezzes. Fast Fez Cupcakes 1 box red velvet cake mix 1 tub cream cheese icing ½ tbsp red food coloring 1 black icing pen ¼ cup chocolate chips Mix […]
Cheap Whovian Eats – Zygon French Bread Pizza Heads
You don’t need to be as rich as Caecillus to feed a horde of unexpected visitors. For less than $10, you can throw together a plate full of Zygon heads so tasty your guests will want to kiss you. Zygon French Bread Pizza Heads 1 loaf French bread 1 cup […]
Cyberman Pull-Apart Bread Will Delete Your Hunger
I was promised the eternal love of a 10 year old boy if I would pretty please make some Cyberman Fougasse. I don’t know how many of you have tried buying a child groom on the open market recently, but a couple hours in the kitchen with goggles, yeast, and […]