Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. […]
A friend wanted something Lovecraftian for his birthday, but I was having a hard time finding anything in my budget. Finger tentacles? Pirated Hentai DVD’s? A homeless guy dressed in a century old thrift store suit burbling about his visions? No. Those were too cliche. I needed something special. Something […]
It’s time to transform some innocuous flour and water into a bread that’s more than meets the eye. Normal Fougassee looks like this: You have to admit those are some handsome loaves of pull-apart bread. Leaves and trees and stalks of wheat can look upon those loaves and think yes, […]
When you need energy to make it through the mushroom kingdom on you way to rescue Princess Peach (again), level up your game with these 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls. 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls 1 can refrigerated biscuits 1 cup mushrooms, diced ½ cup onions, diced 2 tbsp butter 1 tbsp […]
Bwa ha ha! Fire up the lightning generator and pull a corpse out of the freezer, Igor! I shan’t make my creation suffer with a rotting, discarded brain. Nay, I shall make one from scratch and fill the mind of my beloved with only the sweetest of thoughts!
This edible tribute to the Merc with a Mouth will be as big a pain in your side as Deadpool is to Wolverine’s but one look at those scowling little faces and somewhere deep inside you’ll know it’s worth it. Or maybe you’ll want a chimichanga. They’re a lot easier to make, and come with the added bonus of not staring at you while you cook.