While second breakfast was all about hearty, durable foods you could tuck in a pack and use as adventure fuel, Elevenses is full of more delicate breads, best served fresh and hot from the oven with a dab of butter and fresh country jam. Think of it as a chance […]
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Orphan Black Baby Shower Babka
Babka shaped like crown crown because it is queen of breads. Good babka have many eggs. Chicken mommies cry when they see us eat babka, the egg is so many. Do not be sad. Chickens are mean. They deserve to suffer.
Superman Sandwich Slices
We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s […]
Coulson’s Magical Tahitian Vanilla SHIELD Pull Apart Bread
You’ll agree that, “Tahiti, it’s a magical place,” once you taste this SHIELD logo pull apart bread. If acquiring the Tahitian vanilla beans makes you angry enough to pull the feathers off an eagle, go ahead and substitute the more easily available Madagascar variety. Bread: 1 tbsp yeast 1 tsp […]
Hail Galactus, Devourer of Carbs!
It’s time we turned the tables and actually devoured Galactus for a change! Hail Galactus, Devourer of Carbs! 1 ½ cups mashed Okinawan Yam/Purple Sweet Potato ½ cup (1 stick) softened butter 1 ¼ cups very warm water 1 tbsp yeast 2 tbsp sugar, divided 1 tbsp fresh rosemary leaves […]
Avengers Week: HULK SMASH Sage Loaf
Natasha tells me baking is soothing. After all, even if I screw it up, there’s nothing to get angry about. I can just go buy a loaf of bread. Either way, we’ll still have dinner. Proving myself in the kitchen is a way to prove I can spend time in […]
