Who needs to colonize Earth when you can just launch World War Three and mine the lovely radioactive debris without any pesky local sentients getting in the way of all your delicious profit. In honor of the occasion, why not make some ham sandwiches from the semi-sentient pig you forced […]
Tag: bread
Thanksgiving Dressing Bread
Leftovers are my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Every year, I look forward to a heaping turkey sandwich dripping with cranberry sauce. If I was really decadent, I could always flatten a couple wedges of dressing and deep fry them to use as a bun, but I have a far easier […]
#Wormsign Winners!
Two names floated up from the Guild Navigators tanks! They summon @Hydra_Lord from Twitter and Arild Balog from Facebook as #wormsign sandworm bread contest winners! Instead of putting your hand in a box to prove you humanity, you merely need to send contact information so your Kitchen Overlord will know […]
Rosh Hashanah Apple Horn
Greetings! We’re one day away from the year 5775!* If you’re reading this from the year 2014, my goodness, life has changed. First off, I know you think standing in a gold and lapis encrusted chariot is impressive, but I’ve got a chariot made from metals you’ve never even mined […]
Pumpkin Week: Pumpkin Chai Bread
The way I see it, you can drink an entire meal’s worth of calories in a single pumpkin spice latte or you can actually sink your teeth into something with the same flavors. The fiber in the pumpkin and whole wheat flour actually help fill you up without giving you […]
You serve bowties now. Bowties are cool.
These bowties are particularly good dipped in custard (especially if it’s slightly lumpy from all the fish finger crumbs) or smeared with Nutella. If you’re smart enough to follow the Doctor’s advice and always bring a banana to a party, you can make a dessert sandwich by ripping the bowties […]
