Princess Bride – Cliffs of Insanity Oatmeal Scones By Jennifer Imhoff-Dousharm Straight from the Guilder frontier I bring you this scone recipe that is so delish that not liking it is inconceivable! But what good is that? The trust of a woman? Well if you don’t like it I might […]
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The Noshing Dead: Merle Dixon’s Edible Arm
Before we split up, I heard Sheriff Crazy Eyes and Hot Asian Dude arguing about walker bait. Apparently, when they decided to sneak past a herd using the world’s most disgusting cosplay, they left a little undead snack food up on the roof in the form of a redneck racist […]
Kitchen Overlord has a heart on for you this V-Day, so we made it from Red Velvet and stuffed it with Nutella
Greetings, Minions! Valentine’s Day is coming, so by law, I am required to give you something heart shaped or else the goons at Hallmark will use my dough hook to gouge out my kneecaps. Since the internet loves Nutella almost as much as it does bacon, I’ve conjured a recipe […]
Snowed in? Warm up with Kitchen Overlord’s Top 10 Geek Bread Recipes
When entire states shut down their highways because the icy roads are now deathtraps, a whole heck of a lot of people are about to go stir crazy. Here are ten geektastic ways to fill the time while filling your home with the delicious scent of fresh baked breads. Yeast […]
EXTERMINATE your Holiday Blues with this No Bake Dalek Bread
I hesitate to even call this a recipe. It’s really more of a delicious assembly project for people who are afraid of the fire demons that live in their kitchen’s hot box. I know you exist. You see, Kitchen Overlord’s very first Illustrated Recipe was a version of cinnamon toast […]
Hobbit Week: Easy Shire Porter Cake
Don’t be intimidated by the list of ingredients. This isn’t fancy Elven baking chemistry. Like most Shire foods, this is good, solid stuff that can handle a lot of improvisation depending on what you happen to have in your pantry. All you really need is some butter, sugar, flour, eggs, […]
